Swinging for the Pun-chlines: A Roundup of the BEST Baseball Puns

If you’re a baseball fan and you love dad jokes, we are here for you! Baseball puns are a home run for any situation – whether you’re trying to win over your crush at the game or just lighten the mood in the office.

34 Best Baseball Puns

1. Why is it hot after the baseball game? Because the fans left the field.
2. Why was the baseball team in trouble? Because they kept getting caught stealing bases!
3. Did you hear about the baseball player who loves baking? He always makes the best batter up.
4. Why are baseball games at night? Because the bats sleep during the day!
5. What do you call a baseball player who throws a tantrum? A foul ball.
6. I told my date I’d meet her at the baseball game, but it was a swing and a miss.
7. Baseball players are great musicians; they really know how to hit the pitch.
8. Why are bad baseball teams always cold? Because they kept leaving their windows open for a draft.
9. What do baseball players like to eat for breakfast? The Grand Slam breakfast at Denny’s.
10. Why are baseball players so good at keeping in touch? They touch base every once in a while.
11. Why did the baseball player get arrested? For hitting and running.
12. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite chair? The bench.
13. What’s a baseball player’s favorite type of party? A pitch-in potluck.
14. Why was the baseball team always lost? They couldn’t find their way home.
15. Why don’t baseball players join unions? They don’t like strikes.
16. Why did the baseball player become an exterminator? He was great at catching flies.
17. What do you call a group of baseball-playing cows? The Moo York Yankees.
18. Why was the baseball player always in the kitchen? He was working on his batter.
19. What do you call a baseball player who loves to garden? A fielder’s choice.
20. Why was the baseball player always so relaxed? He knew how to play it cool in the dugout.
21. Why was the baseball coach never lost? He always knew where home was.
22. What is the pitcher’s favorite food? A slider.
23. Why pitchers might be good lawyers? Because they know how to throw the curveball.
24. Why do pitchers make bad comedians? Because their jokes always strike out.
25. Why was the pitcher a good musician? Because he had perfect pitch.
26. Why do outfielders make great friends? They always have your back.
27. Why was the catcher always calm? Because he knew how to handle the curveballs life threw at him.
28. Why don’t catchers ever get lost? Because they always know where home is.
29. How do catchers stay so fit? Never ending squats.
30. Why are catchers so good at photography? Because they’re excellent at framing shots.
31. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch you later!
32. Why was the baseball team so eco-friendly? They always recycled their pitchers.
33. Why did the baseball hitter get promoted? Because he had a good batting average.
34. What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? Babe Root.